Hammonite Tanning Levels

Levels 1-5 Belong to the Closet Hammonites
Lightly toasted, they have other loves they are not quite ready to part with. But they (and their Avatars) are warmly accepted by the Hammonites.
Appropriate level for the posters who look past some of the scary moments to drop by and offer kind words, overseas info, and contribute to the funny banter, etc ... thank you


thesixthwoman is a Level 5, despite being scared to death of some of the "topics" brought up, she still sorts through all the mind numbing re-quoting because she has been a Becky fan since her early Liberty years.

:timeout: Timeout is a Level 5 Hammonite as well. A Houston Comets fan, she finds a place in her heart to root for Becky and the Stars. It's also rumored she can testify how rowdy Rowdy can be.


Level 6 is for Closet Hammonites that were granted Honorary Hammonite status.


:sspr: Ms SS_PR is an honorary Level 6 Hammonite. I know ... I know, you can't pick favorites and love them all the same, which is good BTW because we LOVE to here about other Stars :wink: But we got you a rocking smiley and have tanned you, so there is no getting away, just embrace it


Levels 7-10 The most grounded of Certified Hammonites, they are dedicated fans who remain level headed. They are critical in keeping the L20s away from the dangerous Level 26!

Our friend Ms ZoCroSixPence ... "Zo" started out as a Level 5, moved into an honorary Level 6. But now that she is a full timer ... girl you're a certified Level 8. She is our Shanna expert who works hard trying to find ways to back door Sid Spencer onto our team

Ms Allistar... the pink pixie... I am happily a solid Level 9 Hammonite. I have all the characteristics of a Closet Hammonite (Sophia Rocks! ... and I like the CT Sun :-) ), but have climbed up progressively 4 levels for sticking with my peeps at Rebkell and then being insane enough to start this message board . This is where the Stars fans are ... and I always got their backs! A Hammon fan, I fall short of the next range because I'm far from a Becky encyclopedia & will get even the most basic Becky trivia wrong :-[ But can't wait to see the girl play again! ;D

:aliedge: Ms Aliedge is a Level 9 Hammonite We were able to lure her from Reb and she stuck around and got bitten by baker10 Now she is not allowed to leave A Hammon fan since her rooky year in the WNBA, she followed her through her stints overseas and now as a Silver Star. Hey, now we have a former DJ in our crew ... SWEET That may just come in handy

Our friend Ms Rooky ... Padawan started out a L6 but climbed to a Level 10 through Baker10 and HFHs tutelage. Well rounded, she has other favorites in the WNBA (Monarchs, Yo, Chan). She is our Hammonite lawyer, keeping HFH out of the slammer and Jess's children of the corn out of foster care.

Ms VivelaFrance Another overseas friend and youngster, she is a Level 10 Hammonite. Back at Rebkell she dropped by and contributed to the CSKA game discussions, providing a unique European perspective. Very patient she managed to overcome the language barrier to come chat with us. We hope she finds her way to our new home.

:oldgirl: Ms OldGirl_BR is our Brazilian Hammonite who comes in as a Level 10. She started watching Becky her first season as a Silver Star and she instantly became her favorite player in the world. Unfortunately she is not able to watch as many games as we here in the States ... but she has found us and we will do everything we can to get her Becky info Welcome!

Levels 11-24 Belong to the Certified Hammonites who are the purest of die hards. They are walking Becyclopedia's, recalling articles, photos, video etc. from memory at a moments notice.

Ms FudPucked is a Level 11 Hammonite. Our alcohol aficionado she is there to give drink suggestions to our over 21 crowd. One of the Hammonite Elders, she drops by to hang with the crowd.

Ms Stl is another Level 15 Hammonite we were able to lure over from Rebkell Another Canadian friend via St Louis, she has no WNBA team in her city But has been following Hammon since her Liberty years. She happens to be a UConn fan, which means there is some DT love ... but because she is totally down with the Hammonites ... she is mad cool and we are glad to have her! She climbed up 6 levels quickly after her battles at Reb in defense of Becky

Ms. Baker10 ... The Watcher is also a Level 15. A die hard Becky fan and a Hammonite Elder, she is always contributing to the funny banter. Be careful she bites but people seem to enjoy it :whome: Watch out on game days, because she will bust out the toes to count Becky TOs, and when she has to do that no one is happy ... EEEWWWW.

Mr Lib Fan ... our beloved "Becky as a Liberty" Historian and Hammonite Thread Daddy, is a L15. Level headed and mature, he has followed Hammon since her early days in the WNBA and witnessed many of her highs and lows. Sticking by her even though she is now a Star, we can always count on him to supply us with articles, videos, and memories of her Lib years. although still a dedicated Liberty Fan we are eternally grateful he followed us to our new home, because Hammonite Nation would not be the same without him ;D

Ms Janko ... the Fabulously Organized One is an L15 Our OCD web surfer and Hammon fact archiver (remember to include a link when contributing ), can always count on our friend overseas to meander through a ton of Russian, Latvian, and Greek to tell us when/where/how we could possibly watch one of our Stars play overseas. Without her our Game Threads would be pretty lame. Her You Have Been Hammonized When... Section is a MUST SEE

:ap01: Ms Ap01 our Canadian friend and one of the youngsters is a Level 20. She started watching the WNBA because of Becky and pops in whenever she can especially during game days. What's awesome is that she drops by more frequently now that we are in our new digs And nags the hell out of me ... but she's like a lil sister so I deal with it

Ms Jess is a Level 20 Hammonite. Our Jiminy Cricket ... she bravely spoke up to have the Giant Green Bass Mailbox Mission ABORTED!!! She also tries to reign in some of the higher L20s who are "special" (HFH) ;D The overseer of like 6-100 kids AKA "the children of the corn" :whome: girl pulls off coming in early in the morning and swinging by in the evenings to deal with us

Ms Rowdy is an L20. The Legendary Rebkell Becky Thread creator, there would be no Hammonite Nation or SassNation MB without her. She is another die hard fan, although reserving some love for Seimone Augustus and the Houston Comets if they ever get it together again She comes in late at night to post new photos and articles on Sass players. If she posts "Good Night For Real" ... don't believe her she will be back

Ms Starsfan is another one of our L20s. A Stars fan since the day they came to San Antonio, her Avatar honors another Stars great: Jennifer Azzi. Be sure to check out her Rocking Azzi Thread But before San Antonio was graced with a team she was a Becky fan and followed her throughout her Liberty years. At Reb she flew under the radar at first ... but then surprised us with a large collection of classic Hammon photos.

Ms Little Mosquito ... l'il is a very special Level 22 Hammonite. I'm sure many of you Becyclopedias know that was her High School # Another New Yorker who remained a dedicated fan despite the trade, she is always supplying us with great videos and photos from her Liberty years ;D At our new home she has been integral to building the Becky Player Section and updating Game Threads when Allistar's [s]slacking[/s] busy

Mr Angus 24 ... Sir Angus is a strong Level 24! One of 200 people who lives in South Dakota :wink: he has been a fan of Hammon since her CSU years. Scared us a bit when he was about to attempt the Giant Green Bass Mailbox Mission ... but then confided that he was just going to post a generic store photo with an elaborately funny story of his fake mission. We can count on him to update us on any South Dakota coverage of Becky news.

Another youngster Ms SayT joins Angus at Level 24. One of our Stars STHs, she admittedly has reached her tanned peak at L24. Dedicated to her Stars, she provides scoop on Becky and other players. Our Hammonite artist, she does a great job She does a great job with all the Hammonite cards, Avatars , Wallpapers , and Sigs ;D She also knows a thing or two about the Spurs. A dedicated fan, she works her but off adding to our FAQ and Player Sections.

Ms Bhmyfave is our third Level 24 Hammonite A true Becky fan, she has followed her for quite some time now and has found her to be an inspiration. Originally joining us at Rebkell,, we are glad she followed us to our new home regardless of how scary we can sometimes be :wink:


Level 25 Belongs to the Hammonite(s) who are absolutely hooked to the point that they can't see straight. Also walking Becky encyclopedias, they dedicate hours and hours of time here with ease. Never shaken when the haters gang up on them, they always respond to attacks with grace and humor.


OUR FIRST EVER L25 belongs to Ms HotForHammon ... Green Hammonite Jester & other assorted names Another Stars STH, she is one of our beloved Hammonites who and puts in looong hours on the MB. Don't ask her and SayT about San Antonio cuisine ... or they will send you to a Gas Station for some BBQ Oh yeah ... she happens to like some player named Becky All the Hammonite Elders try to keep her away from the scary L26. Although a handful, all of us Hammonites are proud to call her a friend.


WARNING: L25s ARE NOT PERMITTED TO GO NEAR HAMMON OR HER FRIENDS/FAMILY OR RISK INTERNAL COMBUSTION OR DEATH BY OTHER MEANS. IT IS WELL DOCUMENTED THAT THEY OWN GUNS!

CAUTION: A LEVEL 26 WILL LAND YOU A STRAIGHT JACKET AND A PADDED ROOM :o

[mrssasilverstarsDOTcom]

curious as to what my honorary tanning level may be...

[sasilverstarsDOTcom]

Honorary by association?!?!

[Allistar]

Originally Posted by mrssasilverstarsDOTcom

curious as to what my honorary tanning level may be...

typically 6 unless you never watch bball ... than a 2

Originally Posted by sasilverstarsDOTcom

Honorary by association?!?!

Uh so she should be less than a six

Originally Posted by mrssasilverstarsDOTcom

curious as to what my honorary tanning level may be...

How much do you WUB Becky?

[mrssasilverstarsDOTcom]

Originally Posted by HotForHammon

How much do you WUB Becky?

I 'wub' (lol) the whole team!

Originally Posted by mrssasilverstarsDOTcom

I 'wub' (lol) the whole team!

We WUB the whole team too!
The history of tanning levels goes back to REB. We were :drool: over Becky pictures and noticed her South Texas Sun Tan. When new fans would show up in our thread we would invited them to step over to the TANNED side. and I would officially TAN someone.
SO...the levels became a tribute our Beautiful One (yes we(ok ME) can be scary but the FO know we (ok ME ) are harmless). I'm Level 25...get it...#25. It's the absolute most wonderful level you can attain and the ultimate in Becky WUB.
Don't worry...Leigh Anne tagged me with a tracking device and ankle braclet...they know when I'm within 100' of Bubba.

[Barry454]

So how long would it take to achieve L25

[BeckyFan]

I love Becky, I just have no idea how much.

[baker10]

Originally Posted by Barry454

So how long would it take to achieve L25

dude your more like an L26!

[Barry454]

So what does a L26 imply

[baker10]

Originally Posted by Barry454

So what does a L26 imply

CAUTION: A LEVEL 26 WILL LAND YOU A STRAIGHT JACKET AND A PADDED ROOM

[ap01]

Originally Posted by Barry454

So what does a L26 imply

[BeckyFan]

I will never figure out which one I am.

[ap01]

Originally Posted by BeckyFan

I will never figure out which one I am.

just pick a number...we can change it later if you or the others think you are something different...i mean i started off as a 7 and am a 20 now

[baker10]

Originally Posted by ap01

just pick a number...we can change it later if you or the others think you are something different...i mean i started off as a 7 and am a 20 now

but it doesn't seem anyone is updating the levels who's job is it to add new members?

[BeckyFan]

I guess I am level 9.

[Allistar]

Originally Posted by baker10

but it doesn't seem anyone is updating the levels who's job is it to add new members?

It was mine ... but it used to be they would come play and then I would know enough to give a level, but we're 100+ and not all post and talk or are here for Becky


... now its a blank in their profile to fill in. Because as often as I ask them to read the list and descriptions and to give me a #... 90% of the time i get

"I don't know" ... gets hard to pick levels for peeps I don't know

Originally Posted by Allistar

It was mine ... but it used to be they would come play and then I would know enough to give a level, but we're 100+ and not all post and talk or are here for Becky


... now its a blank in their profile to fill in. Because as often as I ask them to read the list and descriptions and to give me a #... 90% of the time i get

"I don't know" ... gets hard to pick levels for peeps I don't know

Blasphemy